That scratch off looks like a winner to me.
For you math majors; What are the odds, with only 26 letters to choose from, that the state lottery agency would get a random selection of letters that resulted in a scratch off with those letters and words in order, AND then that specific ticket went to a store where it was sold to a resident of Elmira?
Very suspicious. I don't know who is trying to send random messages to the residents of Elmira, NY, who happen to be buying scratch off lottery tickets, but I am guessing that Haliburton, Enron, Dick Cheney, the Illuminati, and most importantly Bush had something to do with it.
Oh, does this mean we have to stop using the phrase; Boys will be boys? Or do we need to add the qualification that they will be boys except when they are not but also not girls, and that all children are just whatever they feel like they are at any given moment.
I predict that one day our children's children will look back at us with disdain, because we actually tolerated bathrooms that were labeled Men or Women only.
Can I get a side of bigotry and an extra large cup of hate speech with my Happy Meal? Make that to go.![]()