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    Default An old man once taught me...

    An old man once taught me...




    That if you're too blind to see the salt, hold your hand over your food so you can feel how much you are adding before you ruin your soup.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

    "Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    "Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people."
    -Penn Jillette

    A World Without Guns <- Great Read!

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    A guy on his death bead told me too much salt shut his kidneys down.
    Ocam's Razor rears it's ugly head.
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    "when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".

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    Salt and religion are similar. A little is good, but too much will ruin the meal.

    And as an old contractor told me, if you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

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    The idea is to contribute your own lessons. Sorry I didn't have a better one to start us off.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    If it doesn't move,

    Get a bigger effing hammer.

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    I was born with nothing, and still have most of it left...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    The idea is to contribute your own lessons. Sorry I didn't have a better one to start us off.
    23K post and NOW YOU'RE MAKING EXCUSES Click on the REPORT icon and try again.
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    An old man once taught me...

    To take responsibility for my actions and never to make excuses.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Never chase buses or women. They'll both leave you behind.
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    Haw haw haw?..

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