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    The "Godfather" of COAR Great-Kazoo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperiorDG View Post
    I currently have a new and on going situation. I don't know if she is crazy or just a freak, but I need to know for sure. She's keeps telling me she likes dominate men. No wishy washy BS with her, she can't stand me asking her what we are doing. That's my job. It's funny how she reacts to being told what to do, she loves it. Her favorite saying is "as u wish." She suggested I shave my beard off for the summer and I in return said if she lets me shave her first. Her response, "as u wish." Be careful who you make a deal with right? To be continued.
    She's the one selling that Tavor !.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    She's the one selling that Tavor !.
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    I'm a dude, I swear! SuperiorDG's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    She's the one selling that Tavor !.
    This tread could get really interesting.

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    Yeah.. I wouldn't know where to begin with the stories..


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    Had a real weird patch, for about three years, many moons ago. Girl I dated "attempted" suicide and had a friend call with the details. She got a rude awakening when I walked into the hospital room and told her we were done. Turns out, she had about twenty "attempted" suicides under her belt with other BFs. Never looked back. BTW she was a red head.

    I won't get into the first wife.

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    I had an ex beg me not to leave her after I admitted to cheating on her. I was too stupid to see the crazy signs and stayed with her another 4 years.

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    One beat herself silly with the shower head one day while I was at work. Called me crying and sounding very pathetic saying that she'd fallen in the shower.

    I rushed home and rushed her to the hospital where they proceeded to eye me like...a wife beater. Some time later She later confessed to me about the shower head.

    She'd get drunk and get violent for no reason. Once we went to a party and I had too much to drive. She drove home. about 7 miles from the house she asked if we could go to wal-mart. I hesitated then said "sure". She said " FINE" pulled over, got out, and started walking. I gave chase trying to convince her to return. things got ugly and I wound up with a sore jaw. I just wanted her to drive me home.

    Woke up one night to her strangling me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodburbon View Post
    One beat herself silly with the shower head one day while I was at work. Called me crying and sounding very pathetic saying that she'd fallen in the shower.

    I rushed home and rushed her to the hospital where they proceeded to eye me like...a wife beater. Some time later She later confessed to me about the shower head.

    She'd get drunk and get violent for no reason. Once we went to a party and I had too much to drive. She drove home. about 7 miles from the house she asked if we could go to wal-mart. I hesitated then said "sure". She said " FINE" pulled over, got out, and started walking. I gave chase trying to convince her to return. things got ugly and I wound up with a sore jaw. I just wanted her to drive me home.

    Woke up one night to her strangling me.


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    LOL, I've been through almost all of that but in a different order.

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    Yo Mama?

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