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    COAR SpecOps Team Leader theGinsue's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slapps74 View Post
    Most of my family is full blooded Italian and trust me they are nuts trust me
    But, ah, just for clarification, you never actually dated them did you [please say no, please say no]

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    Some stories are best told with a few beers, and no written record.
    another +1 for this. But, I've got some memories.........
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    I dated, then married, a professional ballerina. It was not as great in reality as in fantasy. On the plus side, she was bendy and comfortable with nudity. On the minus side, she had horrible feet, and essentially spent 14 hours a day working out and starving herself, all while in the company of other like-minded masochists. So in the life-advice column, I would not recommend making major life decisions on the capricious whims of a starving artist. Also, ballerinas are bitches.

    I also dated a pediatrician when I was in college. The experience in-and-of-itself was not something particularly remarkable, but the lollipops after orgasm were a nice touch on her part.
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    Default So what are some of the craziest women you have dated?

    ^lol! Sounds like we need beer involved to share these stories.






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    Quote Originally Posted by hurley842002 View Post
    I have to ask, have you guys actually dated women straight from these various countries, or said women just claimed these places as their heritage? Big difference, and if said women actually are from these places, you guys are a lot more "well traveled" than I, props....
    Where we grew up, it was 1st - 3rd gen old world family's. I couldn't deal with the drama of living / marrying another EyetY. So i married a german / norweigan. What a mistake... should have stayed in an italian one they're less temperamental.
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    I dated this chick I met in the desert while dirt riding. She was in the camp next to ours and turned out she lived only 10 minutes from me. We hooked up and after about two weeks she let me meet the family and right away started trying to get me to beat up her older brother. She would say the strangest stuff to try and get me mad and fight her brother. I asked him what was up with that and he told me she does that with all the guys she dates and that she had been committed to the local hospital and released just a week before I met her, she was supposed to be cured. She wasn't and when I broke it off the next week she would drive by my place and honk the horn until I came out and she would scream all kinds of obscenities at me. Then she hooked up with a friend of mine and when he found out about her and broke it off, she torched his motorhome in the middle of the night. Never saw her again after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firehaus View Post
    Sure it's a repost, but never gets old!

    Never date a redhead named Tiffany!

    http://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

    Too many crazy women stories. I had a good run...


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    A jealous Latina named Soria from Costa Rica. Most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Absolutely bat shit crazy jealous.

    She thought I was seeing another girl on the side. Broke into my apt one night and stabbed me as I came through the door after work.
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    I married the craziest woman I ever dated. 14 years and counting. Irish redhead with a temper like crystallized dynamite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    I married the craziest woman I ever dated. 14 years and counting. Irish redhead with a temper like crystallized dynamite.
    Thank you.

    The craziest woman I know is the one that would marry me. 25 years and counting
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rooskibar03 View Post
    Always wanted to date a red head. They are always a little crazy.
    It depends. Some are "batshit-i wanna try lesbian-look what i got pierced/tatted today-look what i stole from the courthouse-always drive twice the speed limit" crazy. That's probably most. But the others are the most stable, level headed, rational ones you'll ever find.


    I only dated the first type.
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