Had a real weird patch, for about three years, many moons ago. Girl I dated "attempted" suicide and had a friend call with the details. She got a rude awakening when I walked into the hospital room and told her we were done. Turns out, she had about twenty "attempted" suicides under her belt with other BFs. Never looked back. BTW she was a red head.

I won't get into the first wife.

Thanks, OP, for bringing back the repressed memories.