So what are some of the craziest women you have dated?

[SuperiorDG]

She's the one selling that Tavor !.

This tread could get really interesting.

[Goodburbon]

One beat herself silly with the shower head one day while I was at work. Called me crying and sounding very pathetic saying that she'd fallen in the shower.

I rushed home and rushed her to the hospital where they proceeded to eye me like...a wife beater. Some time later She later confessed to me about the shower head.

She'd get drunk and get violent for no reason. Once we went to a party and I had too much to drive. She drove home. about 7 miles from the house she asked if we could go to wal-mart. I hesitated then said "sure". She said " FINE" pulled over, got out, and started walking. I gave chase trying to convince her to return. things got ugly and I wound up with a sore jaw. I just wanted her to drive me home.

Woke up one night to her strangling me.


Crazy enough for ya?

[SG1]

I dated, then married, a professional ballerina. It was not as great in reality as in fantasy. On the plus side, she was bendy and comfortable with nudity. On the minus side, she had horrible feet, and essentially spent 14 hours a day working out and starving herself, all while in the company of other like-minded masochists. So in the life-advice column, I would not recommend making major life decisions on the capricious whims of a starving artist. Also, ballerinas are bitches.

I also dated a pediatrician when I was in college. The experience in-and-of-itself was not something particularly remarkable, but the lollipops after orgasm were a nice touch on her part.

She would give a lollipop after sex? Nice...What did these two women look like?

[20X11]

Yo Mama?

[Great-Kazoo]

She would give a lollipop after sex? Nice...What did these two women look like?

If i were you , i'd focus on your women issues.

[SideShow Bob]

My two Exes that don't live in Texas.

[th3w01f]

One beat herself silly with the shower head one day while I was at work. Called me crying and sounding very pathetic saying that she'd fallen in the shower.

I rushed home and rushed her to the hospital where they proceeded to eye me like...a wife beater. Some time later She later confessed to me about the shower head.

She'd get drunk and get violent for no reason. Once we went to a party and I had too much to drive. She drove home. about 7 miles from the house she asked if we could go to wal-mart. I hesitated then said "sure". She said " FINE" pulled over, got out, and started walking. I gave chase trying to convince her to return. things got ugly and I wound up with a sore jaw. I just wanted her to drive me home.

Woke up one night to her strangling me.


Crazy enough for ya?

LOL, I've been through almost all of that but in a different order.

[JohnnyEgo]

She would give a lollipop after sex? Nice...What did these two women look like?

Hot enough. The ballerina was famous enough in her sphere to be Google-able, but I am sure the last thing she'd appreciate is me sending more internet stalkers her way.

I gave you my advice in your own thread, as Jim mentioned, but I am going to give you some extra advice here, just for my peace of mind.
Don't turn into one of those guys who pines over the fact that all the 'hotties' say they want nice guys (you), but choose the bad ones. Nobody likes a martyr.
It is my hope that you don't turn into an anecdote on the "Craziest Men Who've Ever Stalked You" thread on the Colorado Women with Protection Orders forum.

[Great-Kazoo]

We could have ended this thread if the 1st reply would have asked. Define Crazy?

[SG1]

Hot enough. The ballerina was famous enough in her sphere to be Google-able, but I am sure the last thing she'd appreciate is me sending more internet stalkers her way.

I gave you my advice in your own thread, as Jim mentioned, but I am going to give you some extra advice here, just for my peace of mind.
Don't turn into one of those guys who pines over the fact that all the 'hotties' say they want nice guys (you), but choose the bad ones. Nobody likes a martyr.
It is my hope that you don't turn into an anecdote on the "Craziest Men Who've Ever Stalked You" thread on the Colorado Women with Protection Orders forum.

Yeah I ditched the nice guy bit when I was 18, got old fast..