So what are some of the craziest women you have dated?

[SG1]

My ex fiance turned into an internet pornstar, and is now a nanny.

Really? Do you have anything to do with that? How did she become a nanny afterwards?

What is her name?

[SG1]

Many moons ago I lived in Las Vegas, NM. Dated a nice looking girl. After a week I'd pieced together a good part of her past, except for the last 6 months.(some messed up stuff, but nothing a lot of us haven't dealt with) So I asked her up front what she'd been up to and what brought her to Vegas. A long pause later she says she had a breakdown event and been committed. Got out 2 days before we met and decided to enroll in school. (Note: The State of NM Mental Hospital is located in Las Vegas, NM) Well, I says, at least this one's got papers proving she's insane. A big step up from my previous GF's. Things go OK for another couple days, then she goes AWOL. Couple days later she's picked up robbing a store in Texas, babbling about the voices in her head. Went out to check on her, she had no memory of me at all. I took this as my cue. Nice girl, but batshit crazy. One of the weirder 2 weeks of my life.

I once slept with a women over the course of 2 months, never record of me either, but then again I think she was married and did not want to "remember".

[SG1]

Dear Penthouse,

This kind of thing has never happened to me before...

Such an open and willing to share group.

Understood...

Please be mindful that this is a family friendly forum, and while we often try to be as open and tolerant of member speech; some of the posts shared have been rather explicit and may be pushing the boundaries. I am not singling anyone out, however, if you couldn't say it in front of your significant other's parents, perhaps it isn't appropriate here. For those members who have a need to share some outstanding and thought provoking experience in response to the OP, please take this opportunity to be creative and use more appropriate vocabulary.

Your assistance in keeping the board clean is appreciated.

[SG1]

HAHAHAHA! That sound a lot like my life with women!

Same. Almost exactly.
Having learned the hard way how to spot a thing or two here and there, I managed to find me a good one this time!

Is there something in the water over there?

[mcantar18c]

Really? Do you have anything to do with that? How did she become a nanny afterwards?

What is her name?

Yes. Probably. I have no idea, I haven't had any direct contact with her in years.

Why?

[Monky]

Yes. Probably. I have no idea, I haven't had any direct contact with her in years.

Why?

Because they want to see if she's hot.. duh.

[Graves]

Is there something in the water over there?

Yep. It makes the smokin' hot ones batshit crazy.

[Great-Kazoo]

Because they want to see if she's hot.. duh.

Mmm where did i put those this chick's a thief pics.

[Slapps74]

I have dated Italian women and no none of them were related to me. Ha

[Trout Hunter]

Craziest of all of them started telling me she was a cutter and when I told her I would've noticed she told me I wouldn't since she cuts her hooha.......I decided I was done. That's top shelf bat shit crazy in my opinion.