I've got bugs on my skin!

[generalmeow]

If someone told you they had bugs under their skin, is it the PC thing to do now to humor them, agree with them, and call them brave when they try to cut them out? Give them an award for being so brave, perhaps?

"Dude, you don't have bugs under your skin"
"But I really really feel like I do, and I have for a long time"
"Dang, must be bugs then. Here's a knife. I'm signing you up for an award."

[kidicarus13]

If someone told you they had bugs under their skin...

...I'd realize quickly that I was in the wrong place at the wrong time or needed to change professions.

[clodhopper]

recommend they find a 12 step program?

[dbgunner]

One word, chiggers!

[O2HeN2]

One word, chiggers!

Second word, scabies.

O2

[KS63]

I'd give them the address to Spyderco.

[BushMasterBoy]

Meth?

[gnihcraes]

Nerve pain, no meds for that. Any that work well anyways.

[SNAFU]

V.A.L.I.S.

[Hound]

Let their family know so they can get help..... Probably mental.