My one dog would be great, quiet, well behaved, excited about life most of the time.

the little female Lhasa apso would really piss me off if she could even talk. She is very sweet then all of a sudden she turns into a dumbass, does what she wants when she wants and looks you in the face while she's doing it. She would also talk back all the time, and she would be a little whore as well. I'm glad she isn't a human!