I'm too fluffy for a role on WD: one would need to look like they've been struggling to find food, while I would look like one who's been surviving in the donut factory.
You could just say you ended up at a Hostess Cake distributor warehouse and figured those Twinkies were good for a LONG time.
An Islamic terrorist is a lot like king salmon. Life is great until the SEALs show up.
"Artillery lends dignity to what might otherwise be a vulgar brawl” - Frederick the Great