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    The "Godfather" of COAR Great-Kazoo's Avatar
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    Default 25 things I trust more than Hillary Clinton

    • Mexican tap water
    • A wolverine with a ‘pet me’ sign
    • A mixed drink served by Bill Cosby
    • A straight shave from Jodi Arias
    • An elevator ride with Ray Rice
    • Browns going to the Super Bowl
    • Brian Williams&# 39; memory
    • Pete Carroll coaching decisions
    • Loch Ness monster sightings
    • Pinocchio
    • The Boy that cried Wolf
    • A snapping turtle in a mud bath
    • A Nigerian inheritance email
    • A pilot alone in the cockpit
    • A factory packed parachute
    • A test fart in bed with the flu
    • Tying Anthony Weiner’s shoes
    • Harry Reid’s exercise equipment
    • A kiss from Judas
    • An Afghan wearing a backpack
    • A Dana White apology
    • Keeping my healthcare plan
    • A North Korean trial
    • A BIC pen that won’t leak
    • A tuna fish sandwich left on a city bus
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    A rattlesnake nuzzling my pecker
    a vasectomy from Lorena Bobbit
    my kids playing fetch with a wild tiger
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    A rattlesnake nuzzling my pecker
    a vasectomy from Lorena Bobbit
    my kids playing fetch with a wild tiger
    Do i need to change it to 28 ?
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    I saw this list on FB a couple of weeks ago and agreed with everything on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Do i need to change it to 28 ?
    I think this thread should create a very long list with a number TBD
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    Add these to the lists:

    Common Core history lessons
    Gas station sushi
    Shrimp with a "fresh!" sign
    A used car salesman
    cafeteria "mystery meat"
    A commissioned salesperson assuring me, "Those jeans look great!"
    Dentists
    Doctors
    Tweakers
    "There is nothing in the world so permanent as a temporary emergency." - Robert A Heinlein The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

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    A fart.
    Hard times make strong men
    Strong men create good times
    Good times create weak men
    Weak men create hard times
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    Mitch McConnel and John Boheiner to Fuuuuuck us at every turn.
    NRA Certified Pistol, Rifle and Shotgun Instructor.
    NRA Range Safety Officer for Local Shoot Events. Contact Me. POST Certified.

    KING: [Watching the ambush party leave into the jungle] I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight.
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    NO RANGE FOR YOU!!!.....NEXT!!!

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    Any lawyer.

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    Common sense gun laws proposed by Carolyn McCarthy.
    Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges.

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