When we had feeders my dad used a bent metal coat hanger to hold the chicken upside down. He used a fillet knife and his cut was inside the back of the mouth severing arteries and brain stem in one cut. No fuss.

The comments for those humane chicken processing videos were classic. Vegans trying to explain we were never meant to eat meat. Good for a laugh.

Can't wait for the opportunity as well. Some day i'll get my country life in Green Acres.