It's funny you posted this, RR. Yesterday I was delivering to a house up here in the hills and it shared a driveway with another home. At the edge of the drive to the other house was a flag that had fallen over on to the ground, it was wet and dirty from recent rains. It had obviously been there for some time.

I went to the home and told the owner, kind of a dirtbag-looking guy, that I just wanted to let him know his flag was in need of attention and that obviously no one would intentionally let it get into that shape so I was certain he simply didn't notice his flag had partially fallen to the ground. He pretended to be all shocked and surprised and went out to the drive and retrieved the flag. He knew that I knew he was a douche, though.