Dear DJ's AR 15s,
It is time to admit you made a bad choice and cut your losses
Make a quick clean break from this loser, come find me and I will take good loving care of you and take you out often. Give you gentle caresses as I clean & lube you after every outing.
I have been a lonely fellow since the Great Floods of 2013, and have plenty of loving to give you and all of your compatriots.