Lived
Lived
The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...
Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...
Walking in on them having sex?
C'mon...somebody had to.
J/K... Fortunately that never happened. I probably would've hated that more than they did. When my mom would ask me why I did something when I knew it was wrong and I'd say, "I don't know."
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
I was the good kid.![]()
USAF - 1989-2011
I used logic to counter their arguments until they pulled rank.
Guess I was too for the most part. I can't really remember them hating anything in particular that I did, or being pissed off much. I was a fairly mellow kid. Lord knows I had my moments though. Usually involved guns when home alone.
Now, my wife and I vs. our grandson and/or his mother - oh Jesus......
There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!
- Frank Zappa
Scrotum Diem - bag the day!
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....
The Great Kazoo's Feedback
"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
Guess I'd just be gone riding my bike somewhere within a mile or two and forget about time. Mom worried that I wasn't to be found or something.
Sucked in school, so that pissed them off I guess too.
Sometimes people trip and fall down stairs.
Sometimes assholes push people down stairs.
That doesn't mean "stairs are bad" nor does it make someone who pushes someone down the stairs any less of an asshole.
I listened to a bunch of bands in highschool and none of them were christian rock.
The band that drew my mother's ire the most was the Deftones.
Multiple CDs and clothing were confiscated over a couple years. I kept a dollar amount in damages.
When I got married, I told her she would need to reimburse me if she ever wanted to see grandchildren.
She wrote me a check. I never cashed it. I have it in a frame.
Apparently the Deftones aren't all that bad.
One does not bear arms against a rabbit. -- Garry Wills