Made a liberal shed tears

[henpecked]

Good job Bert.....made my day

[ray1970]

She would have paid me.

Or you could have made a citizens arrest and detained her until the police arrived.

Then when the police show up you tell them how she was soliciting you and commenting on the size of your piece.

[brutal]

She would have paid me.

You would have had to re-thread your barrel bud.

[BPTactical]

You would have had to re-thread your barrel bud.

Nope, just chase them.....because they were running away from my wife.

[cstone]

When you bent over, she could have commented on the crack in your frame.

[Gman]

They do. It's called California.

Coastal California. There's lots of good folks inland that are screwed over by the lefties that have stacked the cards against them.

Thanks for the happy story, Bert. Seems like things are a bit heavy lately.

[Hound]

2 thumbs up

[wctriumph]

LOL. !!!

[BlasterBob]

They do. It's called California. Oh, and I hear they are trying to overthrow other countries (like Colorado). You know, like Hitler did.

And this was just one of the reasons of why we moved out of the State Colorado last Thursday.

[SamuraiCO]

I think the tears were from the realization that she finally knows what a real man is and she has wasted all her life with such inferior models.

Well done I could only hope to be so quick with thought and cool with delivery. See those shooting tactics pay off and have multiple uses.