I'm a d-bag Dodge owner to. Why? Reliability. Ford and Chevy change engines more than I can keep track of. Plus, Dodge offers a manual. I'll never own an auto unless I have to. 140k and zero issues. Does my truck smoke? Yup, when I tell it to. Do I do it in traffic? No, unless Tim K is behind me. And no, I don't leave trash at the range. Assuming so makes you a dumb ass. I do agree with the mirrors. Gezz it looks dumb. As for a "ricer" fu%k you and your Subaru. I drive a truck to tow and haul shit all the time. "Men" look funny in car anyway. Unless its an old muscle car!
I was going somewhere with this till the Bourbon kicked in. Now I fergot.