Bunch of amatures.
First perp I ninja death pinky touch (pow), i fly through the air and karate kick ninja death double pinky death touch (double pow) I figure this will have the other two either scared of my mad skills or throwing lead my way. Doesn't matter, my super speed and agility dodges rounds with the accurance of a flying squirrel . Third suspect gets the nut/pus kick that sends them flying into fouth suspect (zap pow). Dazed and confused i take them out with a flaming death blow (zing). Become instant hero, ticker tape parade and key to the city. Yes i am that good, fear me.

Crap situation, hope i am never faced with something like that.