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  1. 10-14-2015, 17:37 #1
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    Default You just CAN'T make this stuff up.

    http://eagnews.org/panic-strikes-sch...dent-says-gum/
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    Best quote from the article:

    No gun was ever found. No word on if the student ever got the requested gum.
    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...
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    I thought gum was pretty much banned in schools too! It should be now!
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    Someone just landed Remedial Listening for themselves. Or maybe the other kid is in Remedial Pronunciation.
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    A similar thing happened to me and my girlfriend recently. She thought she was getting a clock for her birthday...
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    Haw haw haw?..
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    Did she have a good time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BushMasterBoy View Post
    Did she have a good time?
    Oh I don't care. BadaBOOM!
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    Wow. You bought her a Glock? Nice gift.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crays View Post
    Wow. You bought her a Glock? Nice gift.

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    Exactly what I was thinking!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crays View Post
    Wow. You bought her a Glock? Nice gift.

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    Either way she probably ended up with something that had a hair trigger and failed to fire a second time.
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