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    Quote Originally Posted by th3w01f View Post
    I want to know what their definition of gigantic is. I'm sure they can't afford one of the really big ones.
    Like the ones with a shoulder strap and kickstand?

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    Just a bunch of losers advertising that they can't cope with the natural way of things. I think Kates was right;
    "The representation of the penis as a weapon, cutting knife, dagger etc., is familiar to us from the anxiety dreams of abstinent women in particular and also lies at the root of numerous phobias in neurotic people."
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    Actually this is perfect.

    When held at gunpoint they can happily go fuck themselves.


    And realize how badly they are then fucked.
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    This Forum level of knowledge and familiarity with the different kind of dildos and the way they should be strapped on is making me a little uncomfortable...
    And I thought I was the weird one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bellavite1 View Post
    This Forum level of knowledge and familiarity with the different kind of dildos and the way they should be strapped on is making me a little uncomfortable...
    And I thought I was the weird one!
    Snap out of it Louie, we're in Colorado...........we are surrounded by dildo's...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Snap out of it Louie, we're in Colorado...........we are surrounded by dildo's...
    ... and here I thought I was surrounded by a--holes ....


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    This is so funny it is unbelievable.


    The only thing that they will probably end up doing is becoming offended themselves. When the articles, forum posts, and conversations start gravitating toward "10 things you can tell about a UT student carrying a large dildo" the originators will become offended that everyone is sexualizing their message and ignoring the main issue etc.


    Just think what the internet is going to do with the pictures and the videos.


    The school will probably be inundated with sexual harassment complaints from these morons.

    The school will probably have to answer stupid questions like "Can I get the clap if I mistakenly touch another persons sex toy in class?" and "If I lost my sex toy will I be able to claim it at the lost and found?" "What should I do if I find an abandoned sex toy on campus?"

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    Well at least if they get mugged and raped, they will have a dildo to help out.
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