High school questionnaire: Do your parents own guns?

[rondog]

If that had been presented to me I would have told them all about the nail guns and spray guns in that were brought into the house.

And grease guns, and caulking guns, and......

[ray1970]

And grease guns, and caulking guns, and......

I'd love to own a grease gun some day. Just saying.

[Aloha_Shooter]

If I'd gotten a questionnaire like that, I'd have had to 'fess up to the barrel of cap guns and cork guns and squirt guns that I had at age 5 (probably the only reason I got invited to play with the older kids -- I was basically the armorer!).

[Dave_L]

Part of me would want me to write in "Do tanks count? We have one of those but I think thats more of a "car" than firearm. We had this old fighter jet with missiles out back that Dad was trying to get going but it hasnt happened yet so that probably doesn't count either. I guess if you don't count that stuff, we're down to 100 or so miscellaneous firearms".

Just to rustle some jimmies.

[rondog]

I'd love to own a grease gun some day. Just saying.

I see what you did there.....

[bigshane]

I have a box of pop-tarts

[HoneyBadger]

Just a stark reminder that our jobs as parents isn't getting any easier.

[Gman]

I have a box of pop-tarts

Those are OK until you bite them into the shape of a gun.

[crays]

I have a box of pop-tarts gun rebuild kits.

FIFY

sent from nowhere

[Hound]

Are you F****** kidding me!!