Not even gonna start.....
Not even gonna start.....
There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!
- Frank Zappa
Scrotum Diem - bag the day!
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....
Dropping the insurance on my 2005 GTO to liability three days before I was supposed to go on a deployment. Deployment got cancelled and I forgot to bump it back up. Wrecked it two weeks later while taking my ex to the movies on a date night.
Also, my ex.
I'm gonna have fun with this one...
High school...to many girls and only one of me to go around, should of taken more of em "romantically camping"
College...screw camping, just take the fat girls home and have fun...who needs a tent when some of their clothes make one.
Post college...should of gone back to college for the girls i didn't get
Start of my professional career...should of gone back to college for more fat girls
Current...have my wife bring her friends over more often, look but don't touch...touch but don't taste....taste but don't swallow....Well, some of you have mentioned it, should of never bought my first ar...
NRA BP+PPITH Instructor
CO state senator: 2nd Amendment doesn't protect duck hunting, therefore:
2 non web feet bad,
2 web feet good...
Vas-tly Different Now...and prefers corn to peas
Sometimes people trip and fall down stairs.
Sometimes assholes push people down stairs.
That doesn't mean "stairs are bad" nor does it make someone who pushes someone down the stairs any less of an asshole.
Crossed a mountain chain in Italy on a chopper in the middle of a white-out blizzard.
I ended up following the emergency lights of an 18 wheeler all the way (could not see the highway at all), while a second 18 wheeler placed itself behind me protecting me from incoming traffic (whoever he his I owe that guy a few beers, and then some...).
Then there were this other time...never mind
NIL DIFFICILE VOLENTI
Yeah, not sure that seeing the highway is entirely necessary from an helicopter...
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NIL DIFFICILE VOLENTI
It might be through a mountain pass.
"There are no finger prints under water."