I'm gonna have fun with this one...
High school...to many girls and only one of me to go around, should of taken more of em "romantically camping"
College...screw camping, just take the fat girls home and have fun...who needs a tent when some of their clothes make one.
Post college...should of gone back to college for the girls i didn't get
Start of my professional career...should of gone back to college for more fat girls
Current...have my wife bring her friends over more often, look but don't touch...touch but don't taste....taste but don't swallow....Well, some of you have mentioned it, should of never bought my first ar...