My favorite were calls and emails from parents complaining about liability decisions that their adult children were in. He can't have this at-fault auto accident following him around for the rest of his life! He's only 22! It will ruin his credit and he'll never be able to buy a house. I DEMAND a re-trial!.
That one was particularly hilarious. If you're still taking care of your adult kid's shit at 22, he's in no danger of buying a house.