Democrat Convention Schedule



11:15 AM



Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.



Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.



2:30 PM



Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.



4:00 PM



Opening Flag Burning Ceremony Sponsored by CNN



4:15 PM



Address on "Being the Real You" Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner



4:30 PM



"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke" Hillary Clinton



4:45 PM



“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!”

A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson



5:00 PM



Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal

Baltimore Looters



5:30 PM



Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia



5:45 PM



Tribute to All of the 57 States Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi



6:00 PM



General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"



7:30 PM



Announcement of VP Nominee

Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Hillary realizes she got him killed in Benghazi



8:30 PM



The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"



9:00 PM



“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams



9:15 PM



Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO Michael Moore



9:45 PM



Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs" Hillary Clinton



10:00 PM



Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.



10:30 PM



Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.



11:00 PM



Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal" Hosted by Hillary Clinton



11:30 PM



Official Nomination of Hillary Bill Maher and Chris Matthews