Good Phrases or One-Liners or Things to Say During Thanksgiving Day Conversation

[roberth]

I always like this one if I can work it in somehow.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

[SuperiorDG]

"That's what she said" should be pretty easy to drop this one a few times.

[StagLefty]

Is this the first time she cooked one ?

[Great-Kazoo]

So, when's your ex getting paroled ?

[buffalobo]

Last years fav phrase worked so well, there will be no undesirables polluting my home this year.

So how many of you leftist socialists scumbags regret voting for Commie in Chief this year?

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[sampson]

Politics and religion are always good topics to bring up

[Great-Kazoo]

Last years fav phrase worked so well, there will be no undesirables polluting my home this year.

So how many of you leftist socialists scumbags regret voting for Commie in Chief this year?

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Politics and religion are always good topics to bring up

Fortunately the people we're having dinner with are NONE OF THE ABOVE.

[sampson]

Fortunately the people we're having dinner with are NONE OF THE ABOVE.

Lucky u. Got lefty commie brother in law.

[Robb]

The owner of the company I started working for many years ago would love to see an acquaintance in a public area, say hello as loud as he could and follow up with "I hear you quit beating your wife..." at the top of his voice. That just tickled the sh*t out of him for some reason.

[O2HeN2]

"Time to get the turkey out of the freezer and cook it!"

O2

Ps. Thank you Norm and the cast of "Cheers"