A poem by Willie Nelson

[StagLefty]

A friend sent this to me today and I thought "right on Willie" hahaha

"I’ve outlived my dick."
A Poem - by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the friggin thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

[Irving]

Why doesn't he just get a new dog?

[Gman]

As old age approaches? Did he write this 30 years ago?

[StagLefty]

As old age approaches? Did he write this 30 years ago?

when he was 75 about 5 years ago from what I can find

[Gman]

Willie is 82.

[ray1970]

Reminds me of Rodney Carrington's song.