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    I blame everything on Tummy Aches
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    You play, you pay.

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    Don't let your brain write a check your ass can't cash.

    Almost broke the bank on that one a couple times
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

    Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...

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    If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down!!!! J/k I never listened to this one.

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    My Daddy told me,

    if you're not in bed by midnight, go home.

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    I told my daughter many things, sometimes she listens, other times she doesn't. One thing I know she remembered was when I told he don't take any shit from anybody and always count the money.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
    George S. Patton

    "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
    Dwight D. Eisenhower

    "Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
    John F. Kennedy

    ?A motorcycle is a bicycle with a pandemonium attachment, and is designed for the special use of mechanical geniuses, daredevils and lunatics.?
    George Fitch. c 1916.

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    Don't eat so much on Thanksgiving.

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    The current line that applies all day, every day, is "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"! I'm amazed at how often that comes to mind when the daily news is involved.

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    The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

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    Don't shit in your bed.

    If wishes were horses then beggars would ride.
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    Find the Lord before you need Him.

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