Many of us have been on the receiving end of dad or perhaps a grandfather or uncle's words of advice. Well those of you with offspring what gems have you passed on?

The one that we still laugh about goes back many years when my boys were much younger (8 and 12. now 27 and 31). We observed a small group of "urban utes" gesturing, posturing, trying to keep up their pants and trying to look mean/intimidating. I quietly mentioned to my boys that they may be bad but they weren't bullet proof. The younger about peed his pants on that one.

It's a line we still drag out now and then just to get a good chuckle out of each other. There have been many, many more since but thought I'd get it started.