San Bernadino Mass Shooting Reported

[ray1970]

I thought pissing your pants was just to stop rape.

[roberth]

Oh, then what did crazy uncle joe say about stopping bullets?

[RblDiver]

I thought pissing your pants was just to stop rape.

I think it's supposed to be an all-purpose tactic. "Getting raped? Pee your pants. Getting shot at? Pee your pants. Being told you're smelly and need to take a bath? Pee your pants."

[roberth]

I think it's supposed to be an all-purpose tactic. "Getting raped? Pee your pants. Getting shot at? Pee your pants. Being told you're smelly and need to take a bath? Pee your pants."

Now you've hurt my feels you micro-aggressor!

[StagLefty]

I think it's supposed to be an all-purpose tactic. "Getting raped? Pee your pants. Getting shot at? Pee your pants. Being told you're smelly and need to take a bath? Pee your pants."

It won't count without a whstle !!

[sampson]

I think it's supposed to be an all-purpose tactic. "Getting raped? Pee your pants. Getting shot at? Pee your pants. Being told you're smelly and need to take a bath? Pee your pants."

Thanks! I was wondering what I should do in a gun free zone.

[Great-Kazoo]

Thanks! I was wondering what I should do in a gun free zone.

Grab as many of the free ones and run.