Had a "see something, say something" situation at work tonight

[cstone]

Who talks on a cell phone while using the restroom in the first place?

People who want to share the sound of flushing toilets.

To my mind, the worst part of restroom phone use is almost every phone has a camera. Cameras in restroom = bad idea.

"Two females are in an altercation in the bathroom of a casino." Part of the floor show?

[Great-Kazoo]

Sounds like an alcohol induced "When assholes collide" moment.

Pucker Up For Safety, Pucker Up.

[Irving]

If someone told me to speak English in America, I'd instantly go into asshole mode too. What a dumb bitch.

[Skip]

Everyone's on edge and at each other's throats. The irony is that both of those women are probably worshipping the same God this morning and will want/do the same things for their families in the coming week.

The Radical Transformation is in full swing!

Oh, and while we're at it, allow me to reiterate people who own/shoot AKs are traitors. Their guns fire icky Commie rounds! Such people have no place in America.

[68Charger]

Oh, and while we're at it, allow me to reiterate people who own/shoot AKs are traitors. Their guns fire icky Commie rounds! Such people have no place in America.

What if they're one of the ones that shoot .223mm or 22mm LONG RIFLE rounds?

[Double00]

I've decided I will take the responsibility of profiling for Broomfield. Anyone up here is welcome to join me.

[Skip]

What if they're one of the ones that shoot .223mm or 22mm LONG RIFLE rounds?

Don't care, metric = un-American. Everyone knows that! Anything ending in MM is a terrorist gun.

Imperial, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Note the 1911.

[SAnd]

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Note the 1911.

Actually it's a Star Model B in 9mm parabellum.

[Dave]

Somehow, this is all a gun's fault.....

[osok-308]

Sounds like an alcohol induced "When assholes collide" moment.

This is my thought. I mean, a majority of calls to police involve alcohol in some way.