I don't even know what to say.

[Bailey Guns]

Cookie dough or nookie dough? Definitely fake but funny nonetheless.

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Boy, her face sort of says it all.

Here are my favorite phrases:
*CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt and made the can of cookie dough “disappear.”
*“That’s when she turned around to run and I grabbed her by the arm. She put up a good fight, and that’s when I tackled her to the ground. Then I heard a loud pop and the lady started screaming.
*They removed the contents at the scene.*Greene they also found candy sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle wedged into the woman’s vaginal cavity

The smell had to be beyond description. I am thankful I never, ever had a call like this when I was an EMT!

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

BTW, this all seemed familiar. SAME news outlet had a similar story back in October that I would say is funnier yet.
http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausa...mart-bathroom/

So, anyone ever buy any food at a Louisiana Walmart?

[Ah Pook]

Real or not...

Thank you. I needed a good laugh.