HOAX - President Obama signs Executive Order limiting gun owners to three guns

[Monky]

So does that mean they're going to give me three? Ever since that tragic boating accident..

[OctopusHighball]

From that website's homepage:

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Someone thinks they are far funnier than they actually are.

[68Charger]

^^ Reminds me of an idiotic Facebook post I saw recently about someone saying they saw a homeless guy "spiritually molested" because somebody offered him a meal and asked if they could pray with him.

[Aloha_Shooter]

But ... what if it's a real idea being floated in this spoof site so they can point back to something to make fun of gun rights supporters when they implement it incrementally?

[Irving]

I wonder how much they pay to write articles? Should be about the same as what a real journalist makes.

[OctopusHighball]

How long before the real ABC's lawyers are crawling all over this guys tail? He is going to claim fair usage due to satire, but I would be willing to bet the ads on his site and the deliberate attempt to deceive are going to blow his case. Fairly new site, only a handful of articles in each section.