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    The "Godfather" of COAR Great-Kazoo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    That's actually the easiest way, considering the store you have to buy them from. No one even bats an eye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    You're suppose to buy them, not shove them up your ass when shoplifting.
    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    That's actually the easiest way, considering the store you have to buy them from. No one even bats an eye.
    You freaking guys crack me up daily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
    That problem is cause you've got your order of operations wrong. You need to 1) First hold the magazine 2) Then use the lotion. I'm not sure why you're trying to hold a couple copies... twins?
    Rolling it up MIGHT help
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Hmmmm... a young Susanna Hoffs
    Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZERO THEORY View Post
    I'd consider it news, because it stands to reason that there are only two possibilities.

    A. They have a household name and think they can expand their dying medium and target market by making the product more appealing to a younger/more prude/more mainstream audience.
    My parents had a big, faded (it was no doubt from the 70's) hardbook of Playboy's cocktail recipes. Imagine my disappointment as a young lad when they had left the house and I climbed up to the top levels of the bookshelf to discover that it was full of... recipes with nary an illustration of the non-beverage form. In fact, they still have it and it still taunts me from atop the bookcase.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    You're suppose to buy them, not shove them up your ass when shoplifting.
    This is the funniest I have seen in quite a while.

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