Quote Originally Posted by MOLON LABE View Post
Nah, let's take those multi thousand posts and redistribute them equally to all the forum members/lurkers. Since being new blows like having to pay taxes, let's redistribute the years of being a forum member equally while we're at it, should work out to around 5K posts and 3.9 years apeice. Then we can change the name of the forum to Colorado Change My Tampon Regularly for Me Club.
Brilliant, the Bernie Sanders method! Can you imagine all the hipsters that would join!