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    GLOCK HOOKER hurley842002's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOLON LABE View Post
    What's wrong with Glocks? Everything!
    1. Glocks are made from the leftover plastic from manufacturing toothbrushes.
    2. Gaston Glock was left handed. Everybody knows that left handed shooters tend to shoot high and right which is why all Glocks shoot low and left everybody knows that them Australians and left handed people are lazy.
    3. They are exspensive, yet cheap to manufacture. It only costs the Glock factory $3.87 to produce each Glock handgun.
    4. The French police issue Glocks.
    5. It's an Australian designed handgun. Do you know who else is from Australia? That's right Adolf Hitler.
    6. The only good model Glock is a Glock 40. But then Glock had had to screw it up and chamber their newest model Glock 40 in 10 caliber!
    7. Glock don't work underwater!
    8. Glocks have been used by ISIS!
    9. They break ALL the time!
    10. They have the same retarded grip angle as the German Luger pistol! Which basically means they're incredibly hard to hold.

    So I have a standing policy where I will buy dissatisfied shooters used and extra Glocks for 3 whole dollars!
    Hell that's almost enough to buy a footlong from Jared at Subway. And it's actually less than what it cost Glock to make those pistols.
    LOLOL

    Except Jared won't be serving up any foot longs or 6 inchers...

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    Thinks Gravy Boats are SEXY ASF! izzy's Avatar
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    Isn't is Austrian not Australian??

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    Quote Originally Posted by hurley842002 View Post
    LOLOL

    Except Jared won't be serving up any foot longs or 6 inchers...
    Oh, I'd be willing to bet that he can manage to get some of those where he's going...
    I don't make the rules. I just think them up and write them down.

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    I think some people buy them based on pricing, then find out that they don't like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roberth View Post
    I think some people buy them based on pricing, then find out that they don't like it.
    Perhaps, but I doubt that's the case for most of the folks in our trading post.

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    Just in case anyone didn't catch it my post was satirical in nature. Not trying to ruffle anyones feathers....aside from Glock haters.

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    I've slowly traded my old gen 3 for gen 4 only bc I like the gen4 grip texture. I would also like a New MOS but I didn't have money for the RMR,
    so I'll keep my old beaters. I've own doubles if not triples of most numbers but I always sell my 26s bc they are too small. I'm not a big fan of the 43 but I'm going to keep it for the wife, otherwise I would have traded it for a gen4 26 long ago(yes, I don't like the size) but at least my larger glock 9mm mags fit it.

    i buy a lot of glocks used bc I don't care if someone fired it 1k times. Lately, trying to trade a glock that's been fired 5k+ times is like pulling teeth, people think they are worn out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by izzy View Post
    Isn't is Austrian not Australian??
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hOLm_k6eCs

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