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    Rails against Big Carrot JohnnyEgo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ruthabagah View Post
    found it, Liked your review, and checked the guy's other review... Too funny: I can infer that he is married to a big girl with a green finger!
    I came to a very similar conclusion.

    Of course, since I share my Amazon account with my wife, he can infer that I am a well armed cross-dressing hermaphrodite with a love of baking, sewing, guns, and children's toys, and only half of that statement would be correct. I won't say which half.
    Math is tough. Let's go shopping!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyEgo View Post
    I came to a very similar conclusion.

    Of course, since I share my Amazon account with my wife, he can infer that I am a well armed cross-dressing hermaphrodite with a love of baking, sewing, guns, and children's toys, and only half of that statement would be correct. I won't say which half.
    Well...we've seen your Kitchen aid mixer, but we had no idea your wife was so into guns and children's toys.

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    Hilarious. I had to go the actual reviews and check some boxes. Well done!

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    Dear diary...

    Someone on the interwebs hurt my feeler. I need a safe space


    Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

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    lol so many action figure reviews from Ol' Dick Nieves
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    HK's are made by magic Nordic Valkyrie's, forged in the Valhalla and personally hammer stamped by Odin. The shipping cost from Valhalla is ridiculous thus the extra cost. But Valkyrie craftsmanship is really the top of the top

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    Oldie, but goody...Epic!

    http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-C...ustomerReviews

    BTW, Bravo for calling Mr. Barely Literate out...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyEgo View Post
    ...who's arm you broke off...
    *whose
    "America is at that awkward stage: It's too late to work within the system, and too early to shoot the bastards."
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    Yeah, wife pointed that out to me earlier. I thought it would be disingenuous to edit after the fact, so I left it intact. Even in a battle of wits, I can't just shoot an unarmed man, so I'll leave it there for him to fire back with.
    Math is tough. Let's go shopping!

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    Ha my better half jumps at any opportunity to make me feel dumb. I would have ninja edited it anyway. Although, he probably won't catch it.
    "America is at that awkward stage: It's too late to work within the system, and too early to shoot the bastards."
    -Claire Wolfe

    "I got a shotgun, rifle, and a four-wheel drive, and a country boy can survive."
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    Bwahahahaha! Awesome response! Well done sir, well done.
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