You can't make this stuff up...

[TFOGGER]

Sadly, no pictures. Maybe a blessing in disguise?

http://www.kansascity.com/news/natio...e64560007.html

Naked woman dancing atop semitractor-trailer ties up Houston traffic


Officials say she caused a two-hour traffic jam

The Associated Press

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HOUSTON — A naked woman dancing atop the cab of an 18-wheeler slowed traffic in the Houston area for about two hours before she was coaxed off the truck.
Emergency responders used a fire truck ladder to reach the unidentified woman Monday morning and get her to stop the bizarre public display.
Authorities aren’t sure why the nude woman was on top of the cab or whether she had been inside the big rig before a three-vehicle traffic accident nearby.
Traffic was diverted along the stretch of freeway during the incident.
Officials detained the woman and did not immediately say whether she would face charges.

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[HoneyBadger]

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

[Irving]

Lot lizzards...

[Skip]

I propose a ban for the first person who posts pics.

And take my advice, do not go out looking for them.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

[hatidua]

I propose a ban for the first person who posts pics.

And take my advice, do not go out looking for them.

I second this. Sadly, before reading Skip's post I used the google. Oh, how I wish I hadn't….

[Aloha_Shooter]

I second this. Sadly, before reading Skip's post I used the google. Oh, how I wish I hadn't….

I learned a long long time ago that most of the people who go nekkid in public ... shouldn't.

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

[Skip]

I learned a long long time ago that most of the people who go nekkid in public ... shouldn't.

~900 of episodes of COPS confirm.

[roberth]

Everybody needs a job.

[HoneyBadger]

Everybody needs a job.

Because if ISIS had gainful employment, they wouldn't be cutting off heads, right? Is that the reference?

[roberth]

Because if ISIS had gainful employment, they wouldn't be cutting off heads, right? Is that the reference?

Yes, something sarcastic along those lines.