I wish we had drunks or stoners here on my street. I've got twèekers. Anyone wanna trade? The kinds of twèekers that recycle garbage so there are always trucks trailers full of shit parked on or in the fuckin road. Cops here all the time. Feeling better about where you live yet?

I sleep with a 12 GA under my bed, cause next door lives a meth head. I like to sing that to myself when they are out in numbers lol.