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    Why does cheap restaurant ranch taste so much better than any ranch dressing I can buy at the store?

    I know we have some restaurant guys here, what's the secret? Extra MSG?
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    Why does cheap restaurant ranch taste so much better than any ranch dressing I can buy at the store?

    I know we have some restaurant guys here, what's the secret? Extra MSG?
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    Mixed from powder everyday so it's "fresh"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Mixed from powder everyday so it's "fresh"?
    And where does someone obtain this mythical, magical powder? Not from McDonalds apparently...
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    Why is it you can tune a guitar but you can't tune a fish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Why is it you can tune a guitar but you can't tune a fish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Why is it you can tune a guitar but you can't tune a fish?
    almost like some album i remember
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    almost like some album i remember
    Wasn't that a piano?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Why is it you can tune a guitar but you can't tune a fish?
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    almost like some album i remember
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    Wasn't that a piano?
    It was piano and also tuna fish not tune a fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    Why does cheap restaurant ranch taste so much better than any ranch dressing I can buy at the store?

    I know we have some restaurant guys here, what's the secret? Extra MSG?
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