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    Default The important riddles of life

    Why does cheap restaurant ranch taste so much better than any ranch dressing I can buy at the store?

    I know we have some restaurant guys here, what's the secret? Extra MSG?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    Why does cheap restaurant ranch taste so much better than any ranch dressing I can buy at the store?

    I know we have some restaurant guys here, what's the secret? Extra MSG?
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    Mixed from powder everyday so it's "fresh"?

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    Why is it you can tune a guitar but you can't tune a fish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Why is it you can tune a guitar but you can't tune a fish?
    There's no G in Tuna Fish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    Why does cheap restaurant ranch taste so much better than any ranch dressing I can buy at the store?

    I know we have some restaurant guys here, what's the secret? Extra MSG?
    Know what you're taking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Mixed from powder everyday so it's "fresh"?
    And where does someone obtain this mythical, magical powder? Not from McDonalds apparently...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Why is it you can tune a guitar but you can't tune a fish?
    almost like some album i remember
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