Is it still an 1911 if it's a 9mm?

[Zombie Steve]

45, like 9mm but for adults.

Yep.

Its the rail that makes John Moses roll over in his grave.

I'm not so sure. External extractors, prolly.

Who cares. It's an obsolete design that's over a hundred years old.

Glocks are 36 years old, so they must not work. I mean, that's old... especially for a one trick pony.

Wasn't .45 banned by the Geneva conventions for being super deadly?

Yes. Yes it was. Uber freakin' deadly. Strictly reserved for steely-eyed missile men. Men like Major Don West, who'd kill you with a wrench, but preferred the Lord's caliber.



You know, velour really is comfortable, but you don't want it near the campfire.

Anyway... 9mm is generally reserved for student council weenie pseudo intellectual Dr. Smith types.