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    Quote Originally Posted by TEAMRICO View Post
    Well, are you packing 9mm or .45ACP....you know it has Stopping Power.......
    Depends on which end of the barrel you're standing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Sit to pee.

    Things suddenly became much clearer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I used to undo my belt at the urinal my entire life, until I started carrying. Don't undo your belt and it shouldn't be an issue. I recently bought super cheap boxer briefs online and when they were delivered I found that they have no pee hole. Since I drive around all day, I have to pee NOW every time I use the bathroom, which is ALWAYS public. Even though I'm dancing around while trying to fish through layers of tucked in shirt, cheap underwear, tucked in undershirt, and trying to sort everything out while muttering, "Oh Jesus Oh Jesus Oh Jesus," I still don't undo my belt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    I've never understood why people felt the need to undo their belt and open their pants all the way up to pee. Unzipping has always been sufficient for me. Maybe I'm just lucky. Or maybe not.

    Some people perhaps have other agendas when using a public rest room.
    60yrs of age and still don't understand the OP's issue. UNZIP that metallic thing in front of your pants, reach in pull (or in my case) uncoil step back, pee. Done, wrap back up, zipper in up position, wash hands, leave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by izzy View Post
    while that does solve the problem, that isn't happening



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    As always.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ColoradoTJ View Post
    As always.....

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    Unfortunately, my local UPS driver looks nothing like this.

    This thread was pretty funny. I have been laughing pretty hard for a few minutes now. Hell, the wife even figured this out right away after curiosity overcame her on why I was laughing. She said, "why doesn't he just unzip? Should he be carrying a gun?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Sit to pee.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Things suddenly became much clearer
    Missed that. Too wrapped in solutions, to see the solution.

    Thanks Bert and Mazin.

    sent from somewhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    I've never understood why people felt the need to undo their belt and open their pants all the way up to pee. Unzipping has always been sufficient for me. Maybe I'm just lucky. Or maybe not.
    There's always That Guy at a urinalysis that has to drop his pants entirely at the urinal.

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