I've never understood why people felt the need to undo their belt and open their pants all the way up to pee. Unzipping has always been sufficient for me. Maybe I'm just lucky. Or maybe not.
Whoa, you can get yours out through the tiny fly opening?
Reminds me of the 5-legged elephants we saw on Ngorongoro Crater. A couple of the very prim and proper British gals were as red as beets but didn't look away after it had been pointed out.