I've encountered a clueless lady like that before. I was working out in the dark one night and this lady shows up out of no where asking me if I need help. I didn't understand what she was talking about at first. Eventually she told me how strange it was that I was outside and that I should be inside watching the Olympics (which were on at the time). I asked her why she would approach a stranger in the dark doing things that apparently she didn't recognize as exercise, and what would she do if I was really a crazy guy. She said, "I'd help you of course!" I was like, "No, you'd be found dead in those bushes over there. "

Some people....