Social Justice gigglefest

[Kraven251]

So I wasn't going to put this on the internet, but I feel compelled to as it is one of those things I would call bullshit on, but alas it happened to me.


I was driving back from Omaha, NE this past Sunday and for some reason or another my body decided it wanted to produce urine at an unprecedented rate. Which unfortunately for me meant many frequent stops. Which also meant I passed many of the same slower moving cars trucks as I traveled across Nebraska. I was coming up on a Prius driving behind a semi-trailer and shifted into the left lane to pass, the Prius shifted into the left lane and hung out. I came up on Prius and then backed off...waiting for it to accelerate around the semi. The bumper which was a mix of coexist, rainbows, and Bernie 2016 stickers also had a New York license plate.


I then decided I need to piss anyway, and shifted back to the right lane to take the exit...so did the Prius. I think some of the people that had gathered behind us gave the driver the bird as they went by. The Prius and I both ended up at the same Love's truck stop. I would have went somewhere else but it was the only game in town at the exit. If only to avoid the idgit in the Prius that seemed to have a problem.
I am exiting the bathroom when the epitome of NY SJW man hating woman, approaches me and says with a tone that ultimately makes nails on a chalkboard seem like something pleasurable, "Do you drive that silver Charger outside?"

To which I replied "Yes" thinking maybe she saw something wrong with my car and opted to let me know...but alas No. She then states "You realize you have passed me multiple times today, and I think you are driving way too fast," and then gives me this look like I should somehow apologize to her for driving 5-7 miles over the speed limit on an interstate with dry pavement.


This is the part in the cartoon where you see the twig snap in the character's brain...and my reply.

"Do we know each other?" her silence told me the answer was no, which triggered the next response.
"Do you know what I do for a living? Do you know what I am capable of? You have taken it upon yourself to tell me a complete stranger that I was driving too fast for 'YOUR' liking. I could work for a fortune 500 company or I could be a serial killer deciding how I am going to stuff you in my trunk. You are a thousand miles from home in a place and culture you clearly do not understand, so let me do you a favor in telling you to go about your day and mind your own fucking business...and safe travels." I grinned and walked past her out the door.
The truckers that were getting some snacks behind me I think were about to asphyxiate from laughing. The woman I believe got the point, as I had seen the color drain from her face and she really didn't even try to say anything.

I happily didn't see her or her car the rest of the trip. Though I suspect I might be on a blog somewhere.

[Zundfolge]

What Kraven and I have in common is that we both came up with pretty much the same response. The difference between Kraven and I is that I would have come up with the response about 20 minutes later and lamented that it would have been much cooler than the simple "Fuck You" I would have dropped on the spot

[Irving]

I've encountered a clueless lady like that before. I was working out in the dark one night and this lady shows up out of no where asking me if I need help. I didn't understand what she was talking about at first. Eventually she told me how strange it was that I was outside and that I should be inside watching the Olympics (which were on at the time). I asked her why she would approach a stranger in the dark doing things that apparently she didn't recognize as exercise, and what would she do if I was really a crazy guy. She said, "I'd help you of course!" I was like, "No, you'd be found dead in those bushes over there. "

Some people....

[OldFogey]

And I thought prius owners would be way too busy smelling their own farts to have the time to bother anyone else...

[GilpinGuy]

In Ned a Prius guy asked me with disgust in his voice what my big nasty Jeep got for gas mileage. I said, "Dunno. Maybe 5 miles a gallon? But I don't give a shit". His face was one of complete horror.

[wctriumph]

Actually, if she really was from NY, she would feel right at home in NE. They are politically left there and the only thing they care about is a college football team.

[Doc45]

That was great! Good for you. Oh are you on Farxiga? I just started and you described my experience with bathroom breaks to a "T"......or perhaps that's "P"??!! . Ok, groans are accepted.

[Dave_L]

My pops always says "I like Prius owners. They're saving more gas for me to use.".

[hurley842002]

What Kraven and I have in common is that we both came up with pretty much the same response. The difference between Kraven and I is that I would have come up with the response about 20 minutes later and lamented that it would have been much cooler than the simple "Fuck You" I would have dropped on the spot

Yup, I was thinking the same thing.

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

To which I replied "Yes" thinking maybe she saw something wrong with my car and opted to let me know...but alas No. She then states "You realize you have passed me multiple times today, and I think you are driving way too fast," and then gives me this look like I should somehow apologize to her for driving 5-7 miles over the speed limit on an interstate with dry pavement.

I would've turned it back on her. "Do you realize that YOU have passed ME multiple times per day? I couldn't possibly be driving faster than you."
Just to see her reaction.


Having said that, I like your answer better.