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    If it has tires, tits, or floats, it's much more cost effective to rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fportmen45 View Post
    If it has tires, tits, or floats, it's much more cost effective to rent.
    I've always heard it as "if it flies, floats, or f*&K's, rent it".

    Of course, I heard this from a guy who was married and owned a boat...

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    On a date with a woman discussing your nonsense hobbies and bullshit political views = recipe for failure

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    If women express negative views towards firearms I ask them if they've ever shot one. The answer is usually no or they shot a gun one time in their life on a camping trip.

    The following date usually takes place at a shooting range and the shooting range is usually followed by a night of bow chick a bow wow.

    Asking about guns on the second date is usually a good way to go because the shooting range for the third date is going to either close the deal or terrify them and who wants to date a chick that gets terrified by guns? Especially if you're someone who owns a cache of them..


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    Most women give zero shits about guns so most likely you'll go home alone and play with your "cache"

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    Why waste time on American women anyway when my there's plenty of available cheap Ukrainian whores lined up for the prospect of an American husband?? Especially nowadays after the US backed euromaidan coup?? They're lining up in droves fellas!
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    My girlfriend has outright claimed one of my guns as her own, gave it a name and buys ammo and everything. I've tried to buy her one of her own but I can't find one at less than $5k

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    Quote Originally Posted by SRG720 View Post
    Why waste time on American women anyway when my there's plenty of available cheap Ukrainian whores lined up for the prospect of an American husband?? Especially nowadays after the US backed euromaidan coup?? They're lining up in droves fellas!
    Ukrainian women are great if you're looking for a woman that is violent, will divorce you as soon as they have citizenship and will take you to the cleaners for spousal support when it comes time to go to court. They prey on American men.

    As far as the women and no interest in guns thing goes.. My experience is that they usually have no interest in guns because they've never experienced guns and once they've been given a taste of shooting most of them get hooked on it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDee View Post
    Ukrainian women are great if you're looking for a woman that is violent, will divorce you as soon as they have citizenship and will take you to the cleaners for spousal support when it comes time to go to court. They prey on American men.

    As far as the women and no interest in guns thing goes.. My experience is that they usually have no interest in guns because they've never experienced guns and once they've been given a taste of shooting most of them get hooked on it.


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    I consider Ukrainians in general to be expendable scum so no argument there. As far as women and guns.. I'd bet 9/10 women are either anti-gun or gunphobic given how susceptible they are to the news. Doesn't make for the good combination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDee View Post
    Ukrainian women are great if you're looking for a woman that is violent, will divorce you as soon as they have citizenship and will take you to the cleaners for spousal support when it comes time to go to court. They prey on American men.
    Made me think of this....hehehe

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