Almost ran over a chupacabra

[ray1970]

So, I got called in to work around midnight last night. When I was leaving to come home at approximately 2:00 a.m. it darted out from the tall grass along side of the road right in front of me. Darn near hit the thing.

Pretty sure it was a chupacabra.

Or it could have just been a fox.

[StagLefty]

Hybrid ? Foxpacabra ?

[roberth]

Almost? You missed out on wealth and fame!! by that much......

[ray1970]

Would the animal rights activists raise a fuss if someone whacked a chupacabra or a sasquatch?


Speaking of the animal rights people, I was thinking the other day about how messed up it is that they want to protect all of the animals but don't seem to give a crap about plants. I'm going to start an organization for protecting the health and wellbeing of plants. I'll picket anywhere vegans gather and tell them to stop the senseless killing of plants. No more mowing the lawn. No more trimming the trees or shrubs. No more eating broccoli or lettuce or beets. No more apples or bananas or squash. Veggie lives matter.

[StagLefty]

My son is a vegan and I'm always telling him "my food eats your food"

[JohnTRourke]

My son is a vegan and I'm always telling him "my food eats your food"

Tell him "my food poops on your food"

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Would the animal rights activists raise a fuss if someone whacked a chupacabra or a sasquatch?


Speaking of the animal rights people, I was thinking the other day about how messed up it is that they want to protect all of the animals but don't seem to give a crap about plants. I'm going to start an organization for protecting the health and wellbeing of plants. I'll picket anywhere vegans gather and tell them to stop the senseless killing of plants. No more mowing the lawn. No more trimming the trees or shrubs. No more eating broccoli or lettuce or beets. No more apples or bananas or squash. Veggie lives matter.

[68Charger]

My son is a vegan and I'm always telling him "my food eats your food"

My daughter was vegetarian for about a year and a half... I used to say "My food poops on your food"
And a bunch of other lines... she'd have us get the vegan stuff made to look like meat products... I'd use a sharpie to "correct" the labels

Fake bacon = FaconFake chicken = Fricken
Fake ribs = Fibs

You get the idea

[Gman]

My daughter was vegetarian for about a year and a half... I used to say "My food poops on your food"
And a bunch of other lines... she'd have us get the vegan stuff made to look like meat products... I'd use a sharpie to "correct" the labels

Fake bacon = FaconFake chicken = Fricken
Fake ribs = Fibs

You get the idea

Reminds me of a bit from comedian Jim Gaffigan where he wonders why vegetarians say meat is so bad for you, but then they make so much effort to make their food look and taste like meat.

[Gman]

Speaking of the animal rights people, I was thinking the other day about how messed up it is that they want to protect all of the animals but don't seem to give a crap about plants. I'm going to start an organization for protecting the health and wellbeing of plants. I'll picket anywhere vegans gather and tell them to stop the senseless killing of plants. No more mowing the lawn. No more trimming the trees or shrubs. No more eating broccoli or lettuce or beets. No more apples or bananas or squash. Veggie lives matter.

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