Almost ran over a chupacabra

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My son is a vegan and I'm always telling him "my food eats your food"

My daughter was vegetarian for about a year and a half... I used to say "My food poops on your food"
And a bunch of other lines... she'd have us get the vegan stuff made to look like meat products... I'd use a sharpie to "correct" the labels

Fake bacon = FaconFake chicken = Fricken
Fake ribs = Fibs

You get the idea