WTF is this spider?

[fitz19d]

Your post sends a dichotomous message.

Like he said, these ones stay smaller so not as terrifying. It's kinda I'm scared of them, but respect them at the same time. Too bad I don't have my roach colony anymore for easy food. Need to look into how good of an escape artist or not they are. (Climb glass or not) I've had emperor black scorpion and took care of a few school tarantula's including a huge near bird eater size when I was in high school.

[buffalobo]

You know, now that I think of it these buggars could have value if you bred them. Everyone remember glitter bomb your friend?

Here's the far superior version: Camel spider landmine. We send out USPS Priority media mail with alternatively a Call of Duty or a etsy label on the front, your victim can't wait to excitedly open their gift on their unbirthday, only to see some freaky bug of unknown origin scurry out of the empty box at light speed and disappear into their house. I'd say the long term effect would be much more devastating than glitter...

I will enjoy this all day.